My "Boyfriends"

For some time now, I've had boyfriends" for different genres. For example:

• Movie boyfriend: Daniel Craig

• TV boyfriend: David Tennant

These two boyfriends were chosen because of their sexy hotness. However, a recent talk with a friend of mine has inspired me to widen both my genres and specifications. So I now have a poet boyfriend: Robert Browning. Yes, he's been dead for more than a century, but he wrote some really awesome poetry. How can you not like "My Last Duchess"? My novel boyfriend would be Mr. Darcy--well, because he's Mr. Darcy. Anyone who's read Pride and Prejudice would understand this. I think my options with this are endless. It's fun, and much less work than an actual relationship.